Isn’t it bad enough that every turd that comes out of the CP&B office wins a Lion/addy/pencil/oscar/nobel or that even though their chief ‘creative insurgent’ (ugh) is retired we have to hear about every special little ‘side project’ he’s working on from his mountain retreat made of Burger King money?
Apparently not. Because now these assholes want to ruin Halloween. It is, without a doubt, the best holiday in the fucking world: Dressing up as ANYTHING YOU WANT. Check. PETTY ACTS OF VANDALISM. Check. GETTING FREE FUCKING CANDY FROM EVERYONE IN THE WORLD. CHECK!!
Even as an ADULT it’s great. Every girl dresses up as a “Naughty _______” It’s win-win all around.
Enter Alex Bogusky. He wants to save the world from getting fat. (From Burger King? Domino’s? No.) See his latest genius move.
If I was a kid, I’d burn down the house that gave me baby carrots. I shit you not.